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May 02

Best restaurant name ever. They also have delicious soup.

31 Cent Scoop Night! [Chocolate Chip & Gold Medal Ribbon]

Do you know any lawyers? I need legal advice.
This is a black neighbourhood, let’s drive somewhere else.
Arabs are crazy drivers; they bring their own music to play in the car.
Is there a difference between propane and natural gas?
Do you drink?
That high school has the roughest looking kids, like they haven’t showered in months.
Make an emergency stop here; I need to go talk to that guy.
Driving with me is like a marriage, we’re going to get divorced soon.
Do you want to sit on this pillow?

Lighting tips
Camera angles
Reminder to lock and arm all doors and NEVER accept unexpected pizza deliveries
Trendy hair styles
Interior decorating Ideas
Reminder to scotch-guard and disinfect all couches, chairs, counter spaces, beds, toilets, walls and carpets
Witty dialogue
In-depth story lines and plot twists
Latest patent-leather outfit trends
STD awareness

You take 20 minutes, a bottle of baby powder and duct tape to get them on.
You can’t sit, you remain in a constant state of lean.
You develop Carpal Tunnel Syndrome if you leave your hands in your pockets too long.
You get a boner every time you remove your jeans because the blood is now able to rush back into your genitals.
Your crotch region looks like a miscellaneous bowl of dwarfed fruit.
You and your 12 year old sister wear the same jeans.
You urinate or defecate in your jeans weekly because you’re not able to get them off in time.
You suffer from peniscaughtinzipper phobia.
You have developed medical problems like chronic pancake ass or crushed pelvic bone.