- You take 20 minutes, a bottle of baby powder and duct tape to get them on.
- You can’t sit, you remain in a constant state of lean.
- You develop Carpal Tunnel Syndrome if you leave your hands in your pockets too long.
- You get a boner every time you remove your jeans because the blood is now able to rush back into your genitals.
- Your crotch region looks like a miscellaneous bowl of dwarfed fruit.
- You and your 12 year old sister wear the same jeans.
- You urinate or defecate in your jeans weekly because you’re not able to get them off in time.
- You suffer from peniscaughtinzipper phobia.
- You have developed medical problems like chronic pancake ass or crushed pelvic bone.
Posted on July 20th, 2009 at 4:11 AM
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